Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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