have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
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If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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