Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I touched a dick in church today
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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