some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
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Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
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He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
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