spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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