And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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