we have officially lost it.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
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I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
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I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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