Kiss
Puke
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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