Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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