I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
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She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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