'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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