everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
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Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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