i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
you refused to leave the drive-thru at mcdonalds until the cashier took a jello shot
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
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My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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