I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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