Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I think i got beer on your cat.
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
Randomize
