Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
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