brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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