There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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