I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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