my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
As shirtless as possible
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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