Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Randomize
