Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
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WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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