It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Rumble strips road head = magical
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
Someone came in the potted fern
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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