it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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