If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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