why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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