you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
A bitchslap is in order.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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