Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Sacagawea was the original milf.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
So bottomless mimosas = me waking up in a truck bed in a random neighborhood with no purse or phone or idea how I got there.
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