I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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