Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
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