Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
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I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
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If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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