I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
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