I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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