I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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