Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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