I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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