i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
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