she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
how drunk are you?
Several
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
Randomize
