she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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