This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
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i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
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it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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