he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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