Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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