Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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