Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Randomize
