420 ftw
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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