my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
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