she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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