did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
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I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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