3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
You were sober bartending last night right?
Sorta. I remember you crying, ripping rose petals off the flower stem and slowly sprinkling them behind the bar at me and singing softly
Romantic
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