He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
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When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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