I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
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Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
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I lost the right to judge tonight
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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