I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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