if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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