yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
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When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
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If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Randomize