we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Changing from sweatpants to jeans at 3 in the afternoon makes the day seem so much more productive than it actually was.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
